totally inconspicuous

This is my writing blog. 90% of it is going to be Homestuck porn. Feel free to request something, or just shoot a message. And make sure to clear your browser history.

some flushed erisolkat please? i found the one thing you wrote awhile back and it was really great uwu
Anonymous

Oh gosh that thing? I should delete that it’s sooooo old.

But yeah sure.

why do you call yourself jaded?
Anonymous

Oh, that. It started in middle school. You see, I’ve always loved writing, and I wanted to be one of those starving artist types, living off good will and my work, but my extended family is full of horrible people.

They told me, and this is a quote, “You can’t do that, that’s stup*d. You can’t make any money like that.”

So I decided, okay, fuck it, I’ll just only focus on schoolwork and not do anything writing-related for fun or relaxation. I didn’t write for like, a solid year.

Then, I started skipping school because of other things making me too anxious to not throw up/pass out before class, and I had all this time to do stuff, so I got back into writing, but my view on it was changed.

My close family, being the wonderfully supportive people they always have been, told me that I should do whatever makes me happy, so I did. My extended family, though, asked me about it and got pissy when I gave them curt, ‘realistic answers’, and called me ‘jaded’ and ‘sarcastic’.

So I call myself jaded because I kind of am jaded, because in my life a lot of people only supported me when it was convenient to them and then acted like I was in the wrong for knowing better than to care about their judgement.

yOUR TAG yes 100% approved
madcarnival

Prepare for trouble!

In the dream bubbles!

To protect the world from devastation! 

To unite all people within all nations!

To denounce the evils of pale and flush!

To extend our reach to the pitchest crush!

Artists!

Writers! 

Team Cro<3<Kur blasts off at the speed of light! 

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth, that’s right!

JohnKar, or just a link to one you liked, please?
Anonymous

Hum, I don’t honestly read all that much JohnKar, but I think I can write something up.

Sorry I’ve been so inactive, I’ve been in a bit of a slump. Luckily, though, I’ve been sleeping again and I’m feeling tip-top!

madcarnival:

sweet lil reminder that you should join the cronus<3<kurloz TEAM if u are up for an awesome artistic time in a team i am the leader of //SALUTES ON BATTLESHIP

read the rules properly tho OuO/

I joined cronus<3<kurloz, I feel like I’m really a part of the community.

I want to start a blog like yours, but I'm a little nervous. Could you maybe give me some advice? I'd like to be as good as you someday :)
Anonymous

Start writing for yourself. Keep doing that. Post that stuff you write onto your blog and tag it accordingly. Eventually, people will read something from the tag and it’ll get out there.

At least, that’s what I did. I only take requests because otherwise I’d run out of ideas.

You’ll Be Fine

Gamzee, your sweet, ridiculous moirail, had called you over for something urgent, and when you’d gotten there he actually had a proper pile set up, so you know that he wasn’t lying. He’s frowning something fierce and standing with his shoulders hunched, about a foot from said pile, so you gently push him to sit.

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Some fluffy pbj or gamkar for a girl who got dumped the morning of prom, please?
Anonymous

Oh, I’m sorry that happened, that’s shitty :(

Sure.

Hey! I don’t mean to be a bother or anything because you’re probably really busy, but could I request some davekat? I don’t mind what it’s about or anything, I just ship them hardcore >:3 Thank you for considering! -Kati

I can do that, but I have to ask that my submit box only be used to like, actually submit things? My ask box is for requests, my submit box is for links or whatever the hell else you might show me I guess.

So yes, I can do that, but please use my ask box next time. Thank you.

Okay. Now I have gone through your entire tag, and ao3.
Anonymous

Congrats! Your prize is -$50.

Which, using math, means that you give me fifty bucks.

:)

do you have any notps? and if so, what are they?
Anonymous

Oh, um, hm. I hate writing Serket/Nitram ships, particularly TavVris.

Otherwise… I’m pretty much okay with most other ships? Like, I don’t hate the ships so much as the way they are shipped if I dislike another pairing.

That being said, I’ll probably still write whatever.

I saw mention of a 'mating ritual' in one of your pbj fics (the one with the daddy kink, posted 9 months ago?) and I was wondering...what that mating ritual was? I love headcanons like those! ^u^
Anonymous

Oh, oh. I have this headcanon that trolls have a sort of bladder that holds material for the mothergrub, but basically once it’s used (like the material can’t get out so it opens up) they have to kind of keep it up until a virgin mothergrub can get the slurry directly.

It’s a very intense sort of mating thing, not something you start on a whim.

Makaracest anon: Family/blondeline au is good! Xeno is wonderful. Thank you! Yes all the love for our shitty clowns. vuv Hee. <3
Anonymous

Aight.

Makaras r best clowns

what are your romantic and sexual orientations, if you don't mind my asking?
Anonymous

I consider myself aromantic pansexual.

I don’t feel romantic attraction(the desire to form a relationship with someone), but I do feel sexual attraction(the desire to sleep with someone). I don’t feel the need or desire to form romantic bonds with people (ie date or whatever), but I do form very meaningful friendships.

I am also incapable of forming romantic bonds with people, or at least through conventional means? I don’t know, for me aromantic-ness has just been me not wanting to date because I don’t like people like that.

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